Peerpoint Drift is a den of thieves. I say let the Than blow them up.
Well, that is why you are not conducting the negotiations.
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HHawkins
Seamus Harper – Grand Theft Spacecraft, and Interstellar Flight to Avoid Prosecution, and Public Lewdness?
Only the one time.
BBeetle
Make me an offer.
I offer not to pull your heart out through your eye socket and nail it to your forehead.
BBeetle
That's very reasonable. How's noon tomorrow?
(about the Than and Chichin in negotiations) Would you like me to kill them for you?
(weary) Yes. (Tyr moves toward the door) Wait I'm just kidding. I've got a better idea, next time I offer to broker peace talks between a Chichin gangster and a Than warlord, just kill me.
Alright.
Kidding. Again.
He's good, quick on the uptake, smart, completely fearless. He reminds me of…
You. He reminds you of you.
Then I know I can't trust him.
Triagonal, prismatic, quartz crystal. Trace elements of vanadium, chromium, manganese, and cobalt. Eighty-two-point-two-five grams. I wonder how many of these fake Hearts are out there. I lost count at three.
You never lose count of anything. I mean I assume you could tell the difference the whole time.
Of course. Harper is sweet, but he still believes pretty much anything I tell him. (as if to Harper) Oh, I'm sorry. I may have a brain the size of a planet, but I can't tell the difference between one pretty rock and another.
Am I mistaken, sir, or did you just grant complete strangers unlimited access to this ship?
Why, yes, I did. That way, we can monitor them closely and see what they do with it. There's something not quite trustworthy about them, don't you think?
Your occasional bouts of deviousness never fail to surprise me, Captain.
The fact is, even in the old days, fully loaded, crewed and armed, the Andromeda was only an even match for a Pyrian torchship. In case anyone hasn’t noticed, we’re not fully loaded, armed, or crewed, and the Pyrians have had 3 centuries to improve their technology.
…Not the best pep talk you’ve ever given.
Oh, you want a pep talk. Okay, uh, do your jobs, don’t screw up, and we’ll get out of this alive… Maybe.
Alcohol doesn't affect me the same way it does you.
Yeah, right, like that time on Diphda 5. Next, you'll tell me you've got a hollow leg.
No, but I know where to get one.
(to Hsigo) I know this may be a stretch for you, but think. You're twice as big as me, and you look pretty scary, but I'm still standing up to you, so either I'm crazy, or I am really, really dangerous. Would you like to guess which? … I didn't think so.
[an alien has been shot up by the entire bar]
Damn.
Got that right.
No, I wanted to use him.
Well, as he is he would make an interesting conversation piece.
Ah, the Basilisk. Funny how no one ever names their planet-killer the "Fluffy Bunny".
KKim
Friends? That's crazy! AI's don't have any…
Any what? Emotions? You'd be surprised.
KKim
I have a security clearance so high, I have to kill myself if I remember I have it – and I'm not allowed past the front gate.
I gave you my best offer. You have 73 seconds to change my mind.
CCarter
73 seconds, huh? That sounds about right.
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