Andromeda Season 1 quotes

Tyr

I think it's quite possible she may have taken advantage of your generosity and gone back into business for herself.

Dylan

Because that's what you would do?

Tyr

Not after warning you.

Sid

My feeling is that when it comes to destroying evidence, nothing beats a sun.

I really should shave those little hairs off the back of my neck.

I've discovered something disturbing about Lt. Pearce.

What, that she's a psychotic android with a grudge?

I was going to say that she's not on the crew manifest.

Beka

You missed Tyr's cavalry act.

Tyr

They were playing Wagner. It's the most fun I've had in about six months.

Tyr

I'll teach you rule Number 1. You never aim a gun at someone unless you intend to use it.

Be careful. I might live up to your expectations.

Tyr

Or, you might not live at all.

Beka

Your entire crew has an ulterior motive. Rev Bem wants to use your Commonwealth to spread his faith. Harper is in lust with your ship. Tyr is always plotting something, and God only knows what the purple one is up to. Does it really surprise you to find out that I'm no different?

Tyr

These aren't the old days.

Dylan

Not yet, but I'm working on it.

Beka

So, what's the verdict?

Tyr

He's dead.

Beka

Yeah, I meant what killed him?

Tyr

What didn't kill him? We've got stab wounds, laser and radiation burns, this appears to be some sort of residual neurotoxin. And these pinpoint wounds, I've never seen anything like them.

Beka

Weird. Perseids can be annoying, but this is just ridiculous.

Harper, I had no idea you were such a cunning linguist.

You need the one thing that all of your knowledge cannot provide... Wisdom.

Wisdom. Great. Show me the yellow brick road, Mr Wizard. How do I get wisdom?

Let go, Harper. Let go. Give over to The Divine. All that you are. All that you have. Including your pain. Calm your breath. Repeat. My pain belongs to the divine. It is like air. It is like water.

My pain belongs to the divine. It is like the air. It is like the water.

Good. Again.

My pain belongs to the divine. It is like air. It is like water. It's like a freakin' freight train running through my brain. You sure this works?

Harper. Think of hunger. Think what is must be like to go days, even weeks without food. Now, imagine what it would be like to know that in the midst of that starvation, you could eat, feast, satiate your hunger. But only by killing the people that you love. That is my pain. It is with me each day. My pain belongs to the Divine. It is like air. It is like water.

Dylan

Where am I?

Confess.

Dylan

I confess, I don't know where I am.

Um...Where'd you get all the candles?

Tyr

I rendered them from the fat of my enemies.

Can't wait to see the entree.

Wow. Quite a renaissance man, Tyr. Gourmet chef, mercenary killer...

Tyr

I took it up because a former employer of mine appreciated fine dining. When he refused to pay me for one of my jobs, I prepared him a Tirimisu laced with Strychnine. As I recall, he quite enjoyed it...for precisely twelve seconds.