Note to sculptors - Statues of me should look, I dunno, wise, concerned. I suggest posing me with a soldering wand over my head like a sword.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
You know, I can cook, too. You'd be surprised at the skills you acquire as a mercenary.
My people have a legend about the Battle of Witchead. They say that the Nietzschean forces arrived here with overwhelming numbers. Their victory seemed assured. But then, in the critical hour, the Angel of Death appeared, summoning forth the Fires of Hell. The Nietzschean fleet was struck down. Crippled. Their glorious victory turned to ashes.
You knew all along?
[to Dylan] I've never seen an angel before.
I let my own survival outweigh the survival of an entire people.
that's a very Nietzschean thing to do
God bless the Nietzscheans, where would the Commonwealth be without them?
Patching him up is easy as cake.
Easy as pie.
Are you sure about that? I think that making pie is a lot harder than cake.
Just fix him, Trance.
Oh, he'll be fine. Compared to baking, brain surgery is a snap.
Hello Tyr. Have you come to join me in meditation?
Meditation is for weak people with troubled minds. Is your mind troubled?
You have an interesting way of starting a philosophical discussion.
Talking to yourself is the first sign of mental collapse.
[simultaneously as avatar and hologram] Only for wetware.
Any of your prayers been answered, Rev?
Many, just not today.
I like them.
Yeah, but you like everyone, even people who try to kill you... especially people who try to kill you.
It's a teleporter… It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector, and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.
I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.
Careful, Harper. That is one of Trance's plants.
I know.
She loves them.
I know.
She gives them names.
Trust in the Harper, the Harper is good. It goes in here... [Plant disappears] ...and it comes out there. [Plant reappears and explodes]
I believe she called that one "Walter".
[to Rommie] When I touch you, do you feel me, or do you measure the pressure of my fingers against your skin? When I speak, do you hear me, or do you interpret an acoustic wave? I can't be objective about this, I'm not a machine.
I must say, the prospect of tearing you apart particle by particle and re-assembling you on a ship 300 years in the past is quite exhilarating. We admire your devotion to science.
I can usually spot a planet. They're large. I have good eyes.
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