WWarden
The majority of prisoners benefit from the smooth and efficient operation of the system. You are disrupting it. Why can't I make you understand that?
JJessa
Poor communication skills?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Dylan shuts down the prison's defense grid, saving the Eureka Maru and his crew]
Eureka Maru, permission to land.
[realizing what must've happened] Dylan.
You know, I'm really starting to like that guy.
Which explains why the two fish-necks get to hang out with the hot chick with the lungs. In fact, I think I will sit next to the lung lady.
And create a major diplomatic incident? I don't think so.
What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?
Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?
Interplanetary pitchman, Seamus Harper.
I'm sorry. Was that Seamus or "Shameless" Harper?
I think that's the most pathetic and ill-planned excuse for an assassination I've ever seen. And... I speak as one who has had some... slight... experience in these matters.
YYau
Assassins have been known to be eccentric.
Not Tyr. Err, overbearing, self-righteous, vain, vicious, brutal, way too serious and a little big, yeah, but eccentric? No.
Hey, I read the first officer's job description. 'Playing Devil's Advocate' – it's on page three.
What is it Rev Bem always says? The universe doesn't always give you what you want. It gives you what you need.
[Regarding a list of much-needed but expensive parts for the Andromeda] OK, I can get most of this stuff, but we'll have to rig for a quick getaway.
RRev
Harper –
Harper, we're not gonna steal anything.
RRev
Thank you.
Well, what would you suggest?
There's an old Earth custom, Tyr. It's called a garage sale.
What's a garage?
TThug
C'mon baby, gimme some sugar. [Beka extends a forcelance] What the hell is that?
Sugarcane.
Trance, do not let him buy you off with a backrub. This is Sam Profit we're dealing with.
I think you're just cranky from the gravity. Why don't you just think of it as a way of decreasing his corporate resources? [to the masseur] Now, let's start with the tail.
Tell me about Ignatius. I..I'm really sorry that I missed his funeral.
You didn't miss much. "Eject cargo pod: Yes/No"
I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that want to kill us.
Flash. It's the ultimate edge. You'll love it. 5 milligrams today, 5 milligrams tomorrow, and the next day you will be selling your first born for just 1 milligram more.
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