America's Next Top Model Season 1 quotes

[to Kyle] What the?!

[in confessional] Runway is my thing. I was not happy.

[in confessional] Sincerly a stunner Alisha!

[in confessional] Hi! I'm Kyle...

[singing] Alright girls, you right ready; Let's bring some Ty-Ty fierce and love; Right here, right now

[singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!)

[singing] I'm Queen, Cathreen; I'm elegant and supreme; A timeless beauty from any era; I'm the only fashion time traveler (That's right!)

[singing] They all know me, I'm Sophie (Whassup Soph); I'm the one they talk about mostly (Yeah right); The scallywags just hate "Oh gosh!"; But they're just jelling because we're posh

[singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!)

[singing] Legs for days, make your waves; Pot ledom runway teacher (Top model yo); Couture strutter, like no other; Sincerely a stunner, Alisha (So fierce)

[singing] I'm a high fashion battery; Everything you try to be; British pot ledom personality (Top model backwards); Charisma with ease, convincing indeed; Chic masterpiece, Annaliese (Yeah let's go!)

[singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!). Sparkly allure, smizing for sure; We enter a room with majesty; Our style's all Brit and the Yanks can't nic; The way we tickle your fancy. We tooch high (tooch) we tooch low (tooch tooch); Your Yanky tooch is too slow; We tooch high (tooch tooch) we tooch low (tooch tooch); Your hootchie tooch should just go. We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!).

[in confessional about relating to Anahi] I've been there. I've done that. I've felt that way. I know how it feels when kids at school bully you for these stupid minor things.

[in confessional] Can I leave please?

Yay!

[in confessional] We're going to Asia!

Tyra

[to Catherine] The Queen is going home.

Tyra

[to Eboni and Alisha] So who stays? [flips over Alisha's photo] Alisha. [Alisha shakes her head and starts crying]

[to Tyra] I can't stay.

Tyra

[to Alisha] You can't stay?

[to Tyra] I can't be selfish when I know I need to do things for myself! I can't do it! I'm not going to take that away from them and I'm not going to take it from her (Eboni) so I would rather walk away... [sobs] to get my spirit back and to just...feel like Alisha again! I'm not being ungrateful...

Tyra

[to Alisha] I don't see you as ungrateful. There is nothing wrong for you to walk away, so you can leave but Eboni is leaving with you.

[in confessional after quitting] Britain's Next Top Model was hard but this is harder.

Tyra

[voiceover] Brit model Alisha just couldn't get used to her weave

[to Alisha] Alisha stop patting yuor head.

Tyra

[to Laura and Sophie] America's Next Top Model... Sophie!

Tyra Banks

[on deciding her score for Lenox’s commercial] It is so bad. I want to give you a zero but that’s not possible. So I give you a one.