KKim
The person who would most likely get along with the Wild Boyz is disgusting, crazy: Lisa.
“The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating on Her” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Kim (3), Nicole (2), Lisa D'Amato (2), Bre (2), Tyra Banks (1), Jayla (1)
NNik
I just kept seeing everyone laugh, and I knew they weren't laughing at me, cause whatever I was doing wasn't that funny.
[to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] I'm wearing you guy's underwear!
SOSteve-O
[Lisa who entered wearing a diaper] Why?
[to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] Why not?
[in confessional about Lisa wearing a diaper] Then Lisa walks in with a diaper on and it's like, she has to outshine everyone!
[to Jayla about Lisa wearing a diaper] Why is she wearing a diaper again?
[to Bre] I don't know.
[to Jayla] Oh, just thought I'd ask.
[to everyone] Wait! We have to see if they work!
[to Lisa] Lisa, please don't pee in it! [in confessional about Lisa] Then Lisa announces that she's going to pee in a diaper.
SOSteve-O
[about Lisa who is urinating in a diaper, Bre looks shocked, Nik looks uninterested, Nicole laughs] She’s doing it!
[in confessional about Lisa] No woman of class, especially a supermodel in the making, is going to do something as disgusting as pee on herself at her job! [back to the present where Lisa is smiling about her actions to everyone]
[directly to Lisa] I feel disgusted!
[directly to Nicole] It’s dedicated to you man!
[in confessional about to Lisa] Lisa, she's a sick individual, and if she wins this competition I hope she uses that $100,000 and checks herself into a psych ward, A.S.A.P.!
[in the confessional] The air in the house is just a little too intense, and so I started dressing up with these crazy costumes. I thought that everyone was going to loosen up. [to one of the girls] You guys see what this shirt says? That's the problem around here!
KKim
[in confessional about Lisa] To be honest, we're all a little scared of Lisa.
[to Kim] Why don't you wanna talk to me?
KKim
[to Lisa] It kinda looks like you're crazy, dude!
[in confessional] Everybody's looking at me like I'm crazy!
[to Lisa] Why would you pick the nappiest wig?
[to Bre] Why not? [in confessional] Everybody's taking themselves way too serious.
[to Lisa] You're psycho.
[to Bre] What?
[to Lisa] Psycho.
[in confessional] Everybody just needs to calm down. Calm down! Take a break. [takes out a jar of cookies] Eat a cookie!
[in confessional about Lisa] We all agree that Lisa is crazy and has lost her damn mind.
[to Jayla and Nicole in the bottom two, both for the first time ever] Will Jayla and Nicole, please step forward. You two are exquisite, beautiful girls. You take beautiful pictures, but when you open your mouths, they [referring to the judges] say, that there is no way that they can represent a product. You both are the top of the pack, but now you stand before me, at the bottom. With modeling, you guys have to be on point, you have to be fierce, you have to be ready. But the judges were so disappointed in you that tonight both of you must pack your bags... [long pause, flips over Union Jack] Because we're all going to London! Nobody's going home!
KKim
[in the confessional with Nicole] We're, like, the only sane ones. It's like we're sane, Nik is sane... [whispers] but a little boring! And then we got Lisa, the alcoholic.
Alcoholic and insane, though.
KKim
Yeah, well, Lisa's insane anyway and Jayla, she's an ugly, annoying, bad joke deliverer...
But...but a whee bit sane.
KKim
A whee bit sane. Almost too sane, but not.
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