[singsong; throwing confetti out of the super-duper-sized display cup] "G-r-rande-e-e-e…"
[laughs] "Tigers don’t drink coffee; they’re the biggest species in the cat family. I’m allergic to cats, but I like to pet them anyway."
"No…not 'tiger'…Ty-ga!"
"My glasses! Give them back!"
"Stop. Stop. Stop. I have an entire, entourage, of humans out there, waiting, for their morning, coffee! So will you please, just give me the coffee, before, you get me, fired?"
"FIRE!…my Uncle Gilbert’s a firefighter."
"Alicia…I do not care…just please, give me, the coffee! Alicia! Give me the coffee! Please! I really need it; you don’t even know! My job is depending on this! Alicia! Please! Please give me the coffee!"
[to Johnathan] "What’s taking so long, man?"
"Oh, I—I am so, I am so sorry; well, you see, the barista here is a little, well…loco."
[to Johnathan] "Oh. You said 'Tyga'. When you said Tyga, I didn’t know you meant the 'Tyga' Tyga, like the rapper Tyga."
[to Tyga] "Did you know that your real name’s Michael Ray Stevenson?"
"Yeah; I knew that."
"And that you were born in November?"
"I knew that, too…"
"And that in 2012, you won an American Music Award for--"
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