Dad... do you remember the Thanksgiving play I was in that year in school? Because I sort of do. I mean, I have an impression of it, but I can't remember, was I a pilgrim, or an Indian?
[Jack stares off]
What?
You were neither. You were a turkey. You were the only turkey that was spared to celebrate the harvest.
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