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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. · Season 1, Episode 15

Coulson and Randolph in “Unfinished Business”

Coulson

So, the myth is your autobiography.

RRandolph

I didn't write it. I didn't want anyone to know about me. Then I had to open my big mouth.

Coulson

Were you captured? Tortured?

RRandolph

Horny. I met a French girl in 1546. Ah, she loved stories. So I told her a great one, all about the peaceful Asgardian warrior who stayed. Now, how was I to know her brother the priest would write it all down and turn it into, I don't know, a thing?

Coulson

Do you know Thor?

RRandolph

Oh, sure, I spent all my days palling around with the future King of Asgard. No, I don't know Thor. I was a mason. I broke rocks.

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