[Quark and Robotnik's ships have just fell to pieces after both unsuccessfully tried to capture Sonic and Tails]
You idiot! I would've captured that hedgehog if it wasn't for you! Whoever you are! [Quark pops out]
If it wasn't for you, you ridiculous fool, I would've gotten rid of that hedgehog!
Ridiculous?! What business is it of yours, anyway?
[pulls out crown and puts it on his head] Why, I plan to take over the entire planet of Mobius, and declare myself absolute ruler, of course!
Of course. Now, about this, uh, uh...[indistinct mumbling]...WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
[pulls out poster] And when I'm through with this miserable planet, I'm building it a shrine to me, Brandon Quark, M.D., Ph. D., C.E.G.!
What does C.E.G. stand for?
Crazy Evil Genius, natch.
[Robotnik grabs the poster and tears it up.]
Robotnik Well, it just so happens that I'm taking over Mobius, and making it a shrine to me, Quack!
That's Quark, egg boy! [jumps out on Robotnik's belly] And I've never seen anything as preposterous as you!
Check a mirror, duck butt!
Okay! So I had a little lab accident with a duck! But it's all just water...
...Off a duck's back! [pushes Quark off] With my scientific genius, you haven't got a chance!
[looking at Scratch and Grounder] You call those wind-up toys scientific genius?! Get a load of this, egg boy!
[Quark presses a button that summons his robot, D.U.F.U.S.]
You summoned me, Dr. Quark?
This is a D.U.F.U.S, Designed Unit Flexible Underling Substitute, the most powerful weapon on the planet! And now for a little demo, Robotnik!
I am a prototype D.U.F.U.S., capable of 2,486 offensive modes!
[D.U.F.U.S. changes from several of his offensive modes to other modes and finally to a cannon as he speaks. His release of a big cork finds its way into Robotnik. Robotnik spits out the cork.]
This planet isn't big enough for the both of us!
Your belt isn't big enough for you! [He pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts Robotnik's belt, revealing his underwear. Robotnik, in embarrassment, pulls up his pants.]
Look who's quacking!
I'M NOT A DUCK! I'M NOT A DUCK! I'M NOT A DUCK! [pause] I propose a contest. Whichever of us captures Sonic the Hedgehog shall have sole dominion over Mobius!
You got it! There's nothing like a fair fight.
[camera fades out, then fades in with Robotnik and Quark talking to themselves]
[to themselves] And this will be nothing like a fair fight! Hahahahahahahahaha!
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