Georgina Jones quotes from Adam Adamant Lives!

Georgina Jones

Hey, Mr Adamant! Wait for me!

Georgina Jones

Zoink!

Adamant

(upon discovering Georgina Jones in his car) And where did you come from, Miss Jones?

Georgina Jones

I was shopping and saw the car. Who were you seeing?

Adamant

That is hardly your concern and I am in far too much of a hurry to act as your coachman, so if you'd excuse me...

Georgina Jones

Then it is a crisis!

Adamant

Only if you remain in the driving seat.

Adamant

(showing Georgina-and the audience-where he lives, which appears to be a car park) Here we are!

Georgina Jones

Don't see why you have to live here. It's so dreary.

Adamant

Well, it is very convenient. And it also happens to be one of the quietest parts of London. After five.

Georgina Jones

(Adamant had replicated his house and furnished it with his original belongings including a desk which Georgina inspects) What's this?

Adamant

What's what?

Georgina Jones

This hole in your desk.

Adamant

Oh, that was a shot from Lebitski's revolver.

Georgina Jones

Were you sitting at the desk at the time?

Adamant

Yes I was. He just grazed me. I still have the mark.

Georgina Jones

Wow! Are there any more holes?

Adamant

No, no. He didn't get the chance to fire again.

Adamant

(mid-flight on a plane, reprimanding Georgina) You have absolutely no right...

Fasten your seatbelt, please.

Adamant

Madam, would you kindly stop this machine at once.

It's all right, sir. Everything's under control.

Georgina Jones

(fastening Adamant's seatbelt) Here, like this. He hasn't flown before.

Adamant

We strap ourselves in? Do they expect us to fall out?

Adamant

Gas.

Georgina Jones

What?

Adamant

It appears they may be trying to gas us, Miss Jones. That nozzle up there.

Georgina

Oh, that's a fire sprinkler.

Georgina Jones

I'll be your fluffy for tonight.

Adamant

Miss Jones!

Georgina Jones

Ssh! You're not suppose to know me.

Adamant

There are times when I wish I didn't, Miss Jones.

Georgina Jones

What was all that about?

Adamant

The Sheik merely wished to purchase you for his harem.

Georgina

(:laughs:) No!

Adamant

If you would wear more orthodox garments, Miss Jones, these matters would not arise.

Georgina

The dirty old man.

Adamant

Not at all. He probably felt you needed some decent clothes, a few good meals and a lesson or two in manners. On second thoughts, it might do you the world of good.

Adamant

You do realise that I abhor your interference in this affair.

Georgina

Oh, when you say things like that I go all warm and cuddly.

Adamant

Simms! Weekend bag, Simms, to include my evening clothes.

The grey again, sir?

Adamant

Perhaps you should come with me. I might need a runner.

(nervously) That is very civil of you, sir, but seeing as we have the plumber coming tomorrow to see about that pipe, one of us ought to be here and I can hardly ask you.

Adamant

(knowingly) Have no fear, Simms, have no fear. I take your point.

Fear, sir? Me, sir?

Adamant

If only Miss Jones had one ounce of your prudence, Simms. If those fiends lay so much as a finger on her…

Oh she’ll be alright, sir. She probably hanging around, waiting for something to happen.

Georgina

Here, what happens now?

Georgina

He’s a crank.

Adamant

Possibly, my dear Miss Jones.

Georgina

No, a phoney.

Adamant

Well, every decade has its Doctor Mort. I remember myself, very clearly, in 1895, a professor Forbes Micklewhite prophesied the Great Flood on July the 10th.

Georgina

What happened?

Adamant

Brighton had 14 hours of sunshine. It was a record, I believe.