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Well why sir? I haven't had a chance to teach him any of my bad habits yet?
The placement was misguided. To be frank, I now realize officers such as DC Turner need to be nurtured and protected not exposed to the prejudiced, insensitive and downright offensive attitude, which is what you seemed to have ingrained.
Well, as long as it was nothing personal, sir.
Here, by the way, what do you think of me new jacket?
Very nice.
hmm, (pointing at the inside label) made in Czechoslovakia.
(Sarcastically) Not surprised.
Four pound fifty.
(Sarcastically) They drive a hard bargain these Czechs.
No no no, got it of the vicar.
Oh! it's nice to see Mr Mullett's is having some affect on you.
Mullett! nothing, got a date!
(Sheepishly) I need to talk to him about Ben Cornish.
Well why can't you do it down wind in the car park?
Because I'm tired and he's tired and he's been putting a lot away and I'm not getting any sense out of him. So I want him banged up nice and tight so I can speak to him first thing in the morning.
You do know the last time we had him in a cell we had to hose it down afterwards.
Yes I know William, but what you've got to remember that he's just a human being like you are.
Bullocks.
I knew you'd understand.
Who's going to pay for all this?
(Sarcastically) Well if you'd like to send me the bill sir I'll make sure it goes through the proper channels.
And you don't know him very well?
What I do know is, the less the mentally handicapped expect from life, the easier their lives are. The less they have to do with sex, the better.
(Sarcastically) No different from you and me, really, Mrs. Turner?
Thank you for your help.
Laying one's self bare in public is not conducive to good policing.
Aye, sir.
Eccentrics are only tolerated so long as they come up with the goods. Bear that in mind.
Yes I will sir. Eccentric? Huh.
Look at that! It's either blood or a messy eater, eh?
What self-respecting contract killer is going to throw away a sweatshirt? And why abduct Cody in the first place? Why not somebody blast him on his doorstep? No, I'm sorry, it still looks personal to me.
Hunt-sick terrorism gone mad.
Yeah well, I'll sleep on it sir.
Yeah you do that, perhaps the answer will come to you in a dream!
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