Frost quotes from A Touch of Frost

Very nice.

Frost

hmm, (pointing at the inside label) made in Czechoslovakia.

(Sarcastically) Not surprised.

Frost

Four pound fifty.

(Sarcastically) They drive a hard bargain these Czechs.

Frost

No no no, got it of the vicar.

Oh! it's nice to see Mr Mullett's is having some affect on you.

Frost

Mullett! nothing, got a date!

Well why can't you do it down wind in the car park?

Frost

Because I'm tired and he's tired and he's been putting a lot away and I'm not getting any sense out of him. So I want him banged up nice and tight so I can speak to him first thing in the morning.

You do know the last time we had him in a cell we had to hose it down afterwards.

Frost

Yes I know William, but what you've got to remember that he's just a human being like you are.

Bullocks.

Frost

I knew you'd understand.

What I do know is, the less the mentally handicapped expect from life, the easier their lives are. The less they have to do with sex, the better.

Frost

(Sarcastically) No different from you and me, really, Mrs. Turner?

Frost

Thank you for your help.

Frost

Aye, sir.

Superintendent Mullett

Eccentrics are only tolerated so long as they come up with the goods. Bear that in mind.

Frost

Yes I will sir. Eccentric? Huh.

Frost

What self-respecting contract killer is going to throw away a sweatshirt? And why abduct Cody in the first place? Why not somebody blast him on his doorstep? No, I'm sorry, it still looks personal to me.

Superintendent Mullett

Hunt-sick terrorism gone mad.

Frost

Yeah well, I'll sleep on it sir.

Superintendent Mullett

Yeah you do that, perhaps the answer will come to you in a dream!