Shana and Matt in “Hot Pants”

What? Are you calling every ex-girlfriend you ever had trying to figure out why you're alone?

Matt

Maybe.

Do yourself a favor and stop looking for the future in the past. The great love of your life is out there somewhere just waiting for you to find her. And you're never gonna find her if you're stuck in the past with me and Heather and all the rest of the women you dated.

Matt

Thanks.

So…boldly go forward and...find the woman of your dreams. You know what? When you find her, she's gonna be one lucky woman, because you are a great guy.

Matt

Thanks.

Don't mention it. Good night.

Matt

Bye. [hangs up] As kitty as my witness, I will never have another Valentine's Day like this again. [holding a Hello Kitty doll]