Man #1, Woman #1 and others in “Gossip”

[gossiping in Church as Eric gives his sermon] I heard they sent Mary off to rehab.

I heard she's pregnant.

She had to get married.

No, she's in prison!

She just went crazy. They put her in an institution.

An institution? How could they have a daughter like that? The Camdens are such good people.

I heard Mary ran away, and they don't know where she is.

She's pregnant and she robbed Pete's Pizza.

No way!

It's all over town!

She stole money out of the register at the pool hall.

I heard she dropped a baby on its head.

Her baby, right?

I don't think so.

I heard she has a drinking problem. That's how she got pregnant. The drinking!

She was drinking and driving.

In the nude!

It's just another case of a good girl gone bad.

Eric

[unaware of the gossip going around] Amen.