Lucy and Mary in “Nobody Knows...”

Lucy

You cried?

Mary

I only did it because you told me too. I'm a disgrace to women drivers everywhere.

Lucy

Yeah, but not because you cried. Because you can't parallel park. And actually crying to get your way isn't a disgrace to all women drivers, it's a disgrace to all women, period.

Mary

You told me too.

Lucy

Can I just make one teeny tiny suggestion? Learn how to parallel park and retake the test. When I said cry, I meant just that. Cry. Faking it is just like a lie and like lying you have to break the habit now before it controls you.

Mary

I'm gonna break something and it's not my crying habit!