Eric and Lucy in “Here Comes Santa Claus”

Eric

You ready to go?

Lucy

Yeah. I've been on the phone all day. I called every person in this church directory announcing that I will be holding these stupid auditions.

Eric

Oh my, and I know how you hate using the phone. You know I'll drop you off on my errand and come back by the church and help you.

Lucy

Thanks for the offer, but I doubt there's going to be a long line for free work.

Eric

Oh, I think you might be surprised.

Lucy

I'll probably just be sitting there all afternoon staring at the rec room walls.

Eric

Take your shoe shine kit, it'll give you something to do.

Lucy

Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too. It's not funny.

Eric

Yes, it is.