Matt and Eric in “Who Knew?”

Matt

That's not why!

Eric

I'm not finished! Just answer me one thing, it will help me sleep better. Just tell me you wanted to get caught? Because you couldn't have possibly expected to get away with this. Or better yet, tell me why anyone could be so stupid as to do drugs in the first place!?

Matt

I don't know, Dad! Why don't you ask Mom? Maybe she can tell you!

Eric

Don't you dare bring your mother into this. Apologize right now! [Someone honks a car horn outside, waiting for Matt] Oh, you're not going anywhere.

Matt

Well, I'm not staying here. [leaves]