Mr. Martin can bite me.
Where are you learning words like that?
Around. I have ears, you know!
Well, if anyone hears you talk like that, this cleanser's going to end up in your mouth.
[after dropping a book] Darn it.
You and your mouth are treading a mighty fine line, sister!
Don't worry, it's almost out my system, I can feel it.
Is there something wrong with me?
Not exactly. You're... you're... I can't.
There is just no easy way to say this Mary, it seems that you're pregnant.
I don't think so.
Why, because your birth controls infailable?!
Yeah, it's called not having sex, it works 100% of the time; and hey, if I'm lying we'll all know in a couple of months now, won't we?
I have something to tell you. We're going to have a baby. A baby... we're having one. You can't get any closer and we're still having a baby. Uh-huh... you and me together. Wacky Dr. Peterson got the tests mixed up.
WHAT!?
[upon finding out Annie's pregnant] You didn't do this just to get me to stay home and go to school, did you?
EAEric & Annie
No.
Well, you can't get me out of here now, things are just starting to get good.
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