BMrs. Bink
[yelling at Eric] You call yourself a minister?! [slams the door in Eric's face]
HMrs. Hinkle
Do you think some stranger could hurt me worse than my own children trying to scare me out of my house so they can pay off their credit cards and travel? I think I'd rather take my chances with the stranger. It would be less painful and frankly, a lot less embarrassing. You're lucky I'm not carrying my pepper spray.
BMrs. Bink
Oh, I've got mine. [starts digging in her purse]
Ah, no, I don't think we'll need that.
What's going on?
Well, dinner's almost ready, the trash needs to go out, and your brother is shrinking.
[to Simon] You need to see a doctor.
I am shrinking. For real.
So what did the doctor say?
Well, Simon's not the same height he was this time last year.
I'm and inch taller and I'm broader around the chest, but I'm not surprised. I work out.
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah.
I could never be bulimic like Shelby. I just don't have the self-discipline to make myself throw up.
You know, this conversation wouldn't annoy me so much if we actually knew Shelby was bulimic, but we don't, and you and this conversation have both crossed the line from "annoying" into the land of "I'm going to have to kill you if you don't shut up."
You know sometimes, word of mouth gets around because it's true.
And sometimes word of mouth gets around because there are a lot of mouths. I don't believe everything I hear. You should give it a try sometime.
Like I don't.
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