Look, you should know that I'm doing this for a woman. [shows Hector a picture of Elisa] This woman.
Wow. I am super-gay and I would totally switch for her.
She's amazing, but her grandmother hates me because she hates the Generalissimo, so he's gotta go.
[chuckles] El Generalissimo doesn't have to die to clear the way to the abuela. Not if the abuela comes to love him.
But that's impossible.
Seduction is never impossible for El Generalissimo. I will become everything that old Hispanic women desire. I will make her love me.
You really think you can pull that off?
It will be the performance of a lifetime, like Julie Harris in the The Belle of Amherst.
Wow. You are... surprisingly gay.
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