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S1 E15

3-2-1 Penguins! · Season 1, Episode 15

Jason & Michelle, Jason and others in “Unfinished Business”

[A mail truck drops off some mail at Grandmum's cottage and drives away]

Jason & Michelle

[run out the front door] Mail!

Jason

I'll race you!

Michelle

Okay. [runs to the mailbox]

Jason

No fair. Michelle, come on.

Michelle

[opens the mailbox] What's wrong? It's just mail.

Jason

Oh, come on. I'm desperate. If I don't hear something from the outside world soon, I'm gonna crack!

Michelle

Well... let's just see what the postman's brought. Could this be for you? Oh, no, I guess not. But ooh! Here's an exciting opportunity to refund your home at today's low rate.

Jason

Michelle…

Michelle

You know, it's never too early to start planning for your retirement.

Jason

That's it! Prepare to roar! [angrily, and rudely starts chasing her around]

Michelle

Jason!

Jason

Oh, come on, hand it over!

Michelle

Cut that out!

Jason

It's no use resisting!

Grandmum

Thank goodness, muffins, what's all that about?

Jason

Michelle won't let me see the mail.

Grandmum

Now, now, Michelle, what is it the Good Book says? Oh, yes! "Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act." I suppose that goes for the mail as well.

Michelle

I was gonna give it to him eventually.

Grandmum

Let's see, bills, bills, some lovely coupons, a card for Michelle, oh! And here's a nice letter for Jason.

Jason

For me? Hey, it's from Trevor! [takes out a photo of Trevor on the anti-gravity simulator] Look, here's a picture of him on the anti-gravity simulator.

Michelle

Personally, I never understood why a bunch of kids would wait in line just to get nauseous.

Grandmum

Well, come along, bugs. We'll all read our mail over some delicious prune trifle.

Jason

Yeah, here we can get nauseous without the weight.

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