[A mail truck drops off some mail at Grandmum's cottage and drives away]
[run out the front door] Mail!
I'll race you!
Okay. [runs to the mailbox]
No fair. Michelle, come on.
[opens the mailbox] What's wrong? It's just mail.
Oh, come on. I'm desperate. If I don't hear something from the outside world soon, I'm gonna crack!
Well... let's just see what the postman's brought. Could this be for you? Oh, no, I guess not. But ooh! Here's an exciting opportunity to refund your home at today's low rate.
Michelle…
You know, it's never too early to start planning for your retirement.
That's it! Prepare to roar! [angrily, and rudely starts chasing her around]
Jason!
Oh, come on, hand it over!
Cut that out!
It's no use resisting!
Thank goodness, muffins, what's all that about?
Michelle won't let me see the mail.
Now, now, Michelle, what is it the Good Book says? Oh, yes! "Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act." I suppose that goes for the mail as well.
I was gonna give it to him eventually.
Let's see, bills, bills, some lovely coupons, a card for Michelle, oh! And here's a nice letter for Jason.
For me? Hey, it's from Trevor! [takes out a photo of Trevor on the anti-gravity simulator] Look, here's a picture of him on the anti-gravity simulator.
Personally, I never understood why a bunch of kids would wait in line just to get nauseous.
Well, come along, bugs. We'll all read our mail over some delicious prune trifle.
Yeah, here we can get nauseous without the weight.
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