[First lines; The Conrad family are driving in the Poconos region of Pennsylvania to drop off their kids, Jason and Michelle, at Grandmum's cottage for the summer]
[as Michelle's doll's shoe hits him on his head on purpose; which made him very angry] MOMMY!!! She did that again!!!
Oh, Michelle. Come on, we're almost here. Now apologize to your big brother.
I'm sorry, Jason.
I hope you two don't act this way while you're at Grandmum's.
[excited] Yay, Grandmum's cottage!
Yay, Grandmum's cottage. You know, Trevor's at Space Camp right now.
Jason, you'll get to go to Space Camp after Grandmum's cottage. You're just going to need to be patient.
I just love Grandmum's cottage! Are we almost there?
You should know where we are, cupcake, unless you aren't wearing your glasses again. [the car pulls up in front of the cottage] Hey, hey, hey! We're here!
[walks out of the door and to the car; excitedly] Hello, sweeties! How's my two favorite twin pumpkins?
[in unison] Hi, Grandmama.
[in unison] Hi, Grandmama.
Oh, that's Grandmum to you, you little bugs!
Oh, you kids are gonna like it here. Your grandpa finished this place when I was about your age.
That's right. Built the whole place himself, he did. Quite a man, your grandpop. [gets a hug from Michelle] Oh! Goodness, now, which one are you, then?
We're not identical twins, Grandmum.
Thank goodness.
Just remember, I'm the cutest one.
And I'm the one who's supposed to be at Space Camp. [gets out of the car]
Okay, that's everything. I'm afraid we have to run or we'll miss our flight.
Thanks for watching the kids, Mom. Jason and Michelle, we'll call you when we get there.
Have a good trip. And don't you worry about these two, they'll be just fine here. No better place for kids, you know.
That's right.
Bye-bye, sweethearts, we love you! Be good for your grandmum.
And have fun!
Come on, pumpkins! You can give me a hand with supper.
Goodbye!
Bye.
Bye.
[The car starts pulling away but comes back after a few seconds]
Jason, your mom and I know you'd rather be at Space Camp right now, so we got you and Michelle something that might make the time go faster. Now, be sure you take turns with your little sister. We'll call you for tonight, bud.
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