Ugly Betty quotes

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Betty It's great to work with people who actually eat.

Betty: [to Marc] Give it to me or I will beat you! And everyone knows I'm from Queens, so don't think I won't!

Betty: Are you tired of sticking you finger down your throat? Now you can lose weight the easy way! Ask me how!

Betty: Daniel, The Times called wanting a quote, Dr. Phil called offering his services, and E! called wanting to do a reality show about your family.

Betty: He could be deported?
Immigration Lawyer: Very strong possibility, yes.
Betty: But he has a family. He pays taxes. He's a Mets fan...
Hilda: He's in Oprah's book club!

Betty: How do you know what "the book" is?
Justin: Please, I've seen Prada like, seven times.

Betty: Hunter, do you have a girlfriend?
Hunter I have girlfriends, boyfriends, all sorts of things!
Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual?
Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.

Betty: That's it! Who put the bunny in the toilet? This is not funny! Who thinks this is funny? [people raise their hands] Oh, really? Well, whoever is doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong! You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!

Betty: They can't fire us all!
Amanda: Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!

Betty: We get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. Hola comi a tu sobrina.
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."

Betty: When I was a little girl, I hated getting my allergy shot. So I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!

Betty: Where's my desk, Amanda? Did you put it back in the men's room again?

Betty: You broke up with me.
Walter: For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.

Christina [about a patron at a strip club]: That woman is about to marry some fat, bald, pasty-looking dentist. This is her last supper. She is cashing out!

Christina: [referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!
Betty: What?
Christina: Flit! It's what butterflies do!
Betty: Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!