Ugly Betty quotes

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Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband.
Amanda: Ooh, you just got 10% more interesting.
Christina: He's an insurance auditor.
Amanda: Okay, 5%.
Season Two

Claire [to Wilhelmina]: I'm not fooled by your collagen smile and your plastic ass.

Claire: It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child.
Betty: Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
Claire: [takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.

Claire: Oh, my. What a cute little house. I can put it right in my pocket.

Claire: Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.

Claire: This is the first time I've been to one of these parties sober. I used to always think there were twice as many people.

Constance: Honey, you must think you the only chip in the bag!

Constance: My name is Constance, not "lady."
Ignacio: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Constance: So you're the one.
Claire: I beg your pardon?
Constance: You're the ho that's been stealing my man.
Claire: It's unlikely that we will have the same man in common. We certainly don't have the same hairdresser.

Daniel [to Grace] A woman who likes sex three times a night and doesn't like to cuddle? Where have you been all my life?

Daniel Betty's a great girl.
Becks: Maybe after a half dozen shots.

Daniel: [seeing Betty's braces and wide smile while introducing himself to his staff] I realize I have some awful big teeth -- shoes -- to fill.

Daniel: Do we really need another editorial on eating disorders?
Very Skinny Woman: It's a lifestyle choice!

Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?
Betty: The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.

Daniel: Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny.
Wilhelmina: [deadpan] What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc.
Marc: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Wilhelmina: Shh. Purge this from memory.