The O.C. quotes

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Anna: Could you be any more pathetic? A lone figure sitting on the floor, wondering if he's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life.
Seth: Hey, your sensitivity -- it's really, uh, nonexistent.
Anna: You know what your problem is? You're not a man.
Seth: Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.

Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?
Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.

Anna: Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?
Ryan: Is that gonna be a problem?
Anna: I can't wait.

Caleb: Believe it or not, I've got a past too. Not involving monster trucks per se.

Caleb: Look, I know when I'm not wanted.
Sandy: And yet you're always at our house!

Caleb: Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player.
Seth: Ha, no, but thank you.

Caleb: You have a quick wit, Seth. Amazing you're not better at skirt-chasing.
Seth: If by "skirts" you mean girls in your outdated cowboy-speak, I have a little news for you. Turns out somebody has a date to your party. And it's not a big deal or anything, but if you must know, Summer asked me.
Sandy: Summer. Wow. Summer's hot.
Seth: You did not just say that.

Caleb: You know what they say, one man's misfortune is another man's fortune.
Jimmy: Who says that?
Caleb: [smiling] I do.
Jimmy: I've never seen him smile before.
Sandy: I didn't know he had teeth.

Dawn: I'm an embarrassment to my son.
Kirsten: Welcome to my world.

Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.
Seth: I think he still does.

Gabrielle: I'm being sarcastic.
Seth: Ah... Yes, we don't get a lot of that around here.

Hailey: Julie, your hair.
Julie: Hailey, you're here.

Hailey: You guys are, like... married.
Kirsten: Yeah, that was the idea. When we had our wedding.
Hailey: No, I mean... deeply, deeply married.

Jimmy: Like you said, I can start over, have a new life. I never really wanted to be a financial planner... or a thief.

Jimmy: So, how's your mother?
Seth: Ahh, just... married.