Mad Men quotes
136 total quotesKen Cosgrove: Still working Campbell? There's no reason to show off... Cooper's in Montana, Sterling's in Jane and Draper's on vacation.
Lane Pryce: Mr. Hooker! I've been sacked. Please have my office and things put in storage at this address.
John Hooker: What's happened?
Lane Pryce: You're a sharp boy, you'll figure it out.
John Hooker: What's happened?
Lane Pryce: You're a sharp boy, you'll figure it out.
Lane Pryce: So we finally have an answer to the question 'What makes Don Draper smile?' Five thousand dollars seems to be the number.
Paul Kinsey: [after smoking marijuana] If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry.
Peggy Olson: I am hungry. It's just not worth moving.
Peggy Olson: I am hungry. It's just not worth moving.
Peggy Olson: [to Pete] Stop barging in here and infecting me with your anxiety.
Peggy Olson: I have to go to the printer.
Paul Kinsey: I know a nooner when I hear one.
Peggy Olson: You're disgusting.
Paul Kinsey: I know a nooner when I hear one.
Peggy Olson: You're disgusting.
Peggy Olson: Let's assume we can get a girl who can match Ann-Margret's ability to be 25 and act 14.
Sal Romano: Is that what she's doing?
Sal Romano: Is that what she's doing?
Peggy Olson: The thing is, I have a job. I have my own office, with my name on the door. And I have a secretary--that's you. And I am not scared of any of this.
Peggy Olson: What do you want from me?
Duck Phillips: I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had.
Duck Phillips: I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had.
Pete Campbell: I found out yesterday that Head of Accounts is going to Kenny and his haircut.
Pete Campbell: Let me speak to the manager.
Saleswoman: Of the entire store?
Pete Campbell: Of the republic of dresses. Whoever can help me with this because you're falling short.
Saleswoman: Of the entire store?
Pete Campbell: Of the republic of dresses. Whoever can help me with this because you're falling short.
Pete Campbell: Well, as they used to say at the freshman mixer, when you get a yes, you go home.
Horace Cook, Jr.: Only, Humps, you never got one.
Horace Cook, Jr.: Only, Humps, you never got one.
Peter Campbell: I just wanted to let you both know how honored I am with this promotion.
Roger Sterling: Help yourself... not the Stoli.
Roger Sterling: Help yourself... not the Stoli.