Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesAnimal Control Man: Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.
Shawn: This pig you speak of, could you describe him?
Animal Control Man: It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!
Shawn: Oh, well, that's not our pig!
Cory: 'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?
Shawn: It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?
Shawn: This pig you speak of, could you describe him?
Animal Control Man: It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!
Shawn: Oh, well, that's not our pig!
Cory: 'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?
Shawn: It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?
Band guy: Hey, you. Busy?
Cory: You're not gonna ask me to the dance, are you?
Band guy: What if I did?
Cory: I'd say, "Pick me up at eight, but no slow dances."
Cory: You're not gonna ask me to the dance, are you?
Band guy: What if I did?
Cory: I'd say, "Pick me up at eight, but no slow dances."
Chet: [to Rachel] I've been to three county fairs, two pig-stickin's and a goat rope, but I ain't never seen nothin' like you.
Chet: Shawn, I'm gonna do something I haven't done since you were a very little boy.
Shawn: Get a job?
Shawn: Get a job?
Corinna: I'm surprised you had the guts to show up.
Eric: [seeing her Goth look] I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
Eric: [seeing her Goth look] I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
Corinna: You don't want to see me any more, do you?
Eric: Oh, oh, it's more than that. I want to put you on a rocketship and send you to planet Flaflooga.
Eric: Oh, oh, it's more than that. I want to put you on a rocketship and send you to planet Flaflooga.
Cory: Hey, little boy, how are you?
Boy: I see dead people.
Cory: That's nice.
Boy: I see dead people.
Cory: That's nice.
Cory: Shawn, this is a hug, okay? This is a hug.And this is when you hug somebody, when you care about them and you want them to know.Now, you can not leave here.Do you hear me? Turner took care of you and he loves you and you love him. Now, is that real? Or is Mr.Mac and the center real? You decide. But you can not go.
Cory: "I'm Blowin' Up Your Head, Part 6: Stumpy's Revenge" I thought Stumpy died in "Part 5."
Shawn: He did. That's why he wants revenge.
Shawn: He did. That's why he wants revenge.
Cory: "John Adam's High's New Principal is Mr. George Weeny." Can you imagine five thousand students reading this?
Shawn: Power; ultimate power.
Cory: Yeah, but... we would never... would we?
Shawn: Power!
Shawn: Power; ultimate power.
Cory: Yeah, but... we would never... would we?
Shawn: Power!
Cory: (walks to the pencil line on the wall) We'll always remember he was this tall.
Eric: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Eric: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Cory: [after being asked to give Shawn a note for the second time] Do I have an unlisted desk or something?
Cory: [before a test] I am so nervous!
Shawn: You? My palms are sweating so much I can't even read the answers I wrote on them!
Season 2
Shawn: You? My palms are sweating so much I can't even read the answers I wrote on them!
Season 2
Cory: [in health class] Well, the man's got the sperm and the woman's got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the [sic]'Philippine' tube towards the uterus. The first sperm to reach the egg wins, it gets a medal, it's born, you name him Cory, you push him out the door, and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life.