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Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out?
Simple. You open the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."
No, like, on a date.
Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers until he hears the word "yes."
Sounds like a lot of work.
Yeah, and after all that, what have you got? A girl! What's the point?
Feeny's test tomorrow is gonna be such a killer.
Yeah, I don't understand why we have to learn anything about geography. Why do we have to learn where everything is? I'll just be like my dad and drive around 'til I find it.
[before a test] I am so nervous!
You? My palms are sweating so much I can't even read the answers I wrote on them!
See, I've been doing my homework.
You've done homework?
It's a metaphor. So how do I avoid years of humiliation and abuse?
Don't get married. [Amy smacks him] It's a metaphor!
Why did we have to leave the old school. I was so cool in the old school. They had no right to pass me. I am an idiot.
Well Mr. Matthews, why don't we treat this little rendezvous as a dress rehearsal for the many visits we'll undoubtedly have this year.
Huh?
Get out of my face!!!!
[Cory catches Eric making out with a girl.]
[panicking] Cory, we're studying.
So am I!
[in health class] Well, the man's got the sperm and the woman's got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the [sic]'Philippine' tube towards the uterus. The first sperm to reach the egg wins, it gets a medal, it's born, you name him Cory, you push him out the door, and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life.
You named the rats after yourselves?
Yeah. Shawn's the one chewing the lock. I'm the one with the skin disease.
"John Adam's High's New Principal is Mr. George Weeny." Can you imagine five thousand students reading this?
Power; ultimate power.
Yeah, but... we would never... would we?
Power!
What are we now?
We are lowly, 7th grade sewer scum who name rats after ourselves to feel important.
And how do you feel about this?
Better than the guys with no rats.
[Mr. Feeny has sent Mr. Turner's students back to class.]
What about Hunter and Matthews?
Ah. For those two, I shall have to go nuclear.
What does that mean?
I shall call their mommies.
The football season...
Uh-oh.
CANCELED!
But that means...
Yes, Mr. Hunter. No cheerleaders!
[falling to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shawn, this is a strike. We have to be willing to make sacrifices.
[hysterical] But he's taking my girls! Why can't we just sacrifice you?
[When the class refuses to take the test]
I realize that all you seventh graders are delicate, adolescent flowers just beginning your high school blooming. And so I say this with utmost sensitivity. Take this test... or die.
[After the class walks out]
They have demonstrated the power of labor. Now let's show them what management can do.
[smiling] Cave? We're gonna cave?
You know, you seem amused by this display of defiance, Mr. Turner.
Oh, I am, I gotta say. Because if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.
[After a confused pause] Go to the board and diagram that sentence.
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