Boy Meets World quotes

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Amy: [to Cory] The doctor thought it'd be a good idea if you went in to say hi to your brother, too.
Cory: Yeah, sure. But, uh... [to Shawn and Topanga] I'd like you guys to come. [Shawn nods, the three start toward the NICU. A nurse stops Shawn]
Nurse: Oh, I'm sorry, family only.
Alan: [pats Shawn's shoulder] Uh, he is family.

Amy: Come on Morgan, let's go watch TV.
Morgan: TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny.

Amy: Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?
Cory: It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!
Eric: Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.

Amy: I cannot believe how deeply you feel up there, Eric. I mean, when you jumped into Ophelia's grave, overcome with emotion, and then wept openly: where did you get your motivation?
Eric: They got it right here in the script. Look at it... "Weeps openly." I mean, they tell you what to do!

Amy: I don't like when you call him "idiot," Alan.
Alan: I didn't call him anything.
Amy: Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.

Amy: I had relationships with four other men before I met your father.
Alan: I know three...

Amy: Oh, Eric... we used you as a decoy. We knew you'd be stupid, so we used it against you.

Amy: She's just a little girl playing house.
Alan: Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!

Amy: This better be good.
Alan: I don't even want to hear about it. They were incredibly rude, and I'm going to punish them right now.
Cory: You can't punish us, we're in college.
Alan: Oh, yeah? How about I hit you so hard you're back in high school?

Amy: When you're a kid, you see everything as right or wrong, black or white...
Eric: Blonde or brunette...

Amy: You laughed at me when I tried on the orange dress.
Eric: You looked like the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Angela: [to Kimberly] You make one move on my best friend's man, and that new nose is gonna look like your old nose.

Angela: Wait! Wait! Shawn is still your roommate! Together, you can make the rent.

Angela: Well, is any one of us safe??
Shawn: Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die.
Cory: All right! *to Topanga* Thanks for saving me.
Eric: *proud* I'm dead!
Jack: *resigned* I'm dead.
Shawn: Well, I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Angela: Feeny...he's dead.
pause*

Animal Control Man: Is this really your pig?
Turner: No, I've got my ark parked outside and I'm one pig short.