That was the best sex I've had in decades.
At least someone enjoyed it.
S3 E49 Crimes
[upon seeing Franklin entering the house with Tara] No! No no no. Not you.
Russell's expecting me.
What do you want from Sookie?
You should be more concerned with what I want from you.
[leaving message for Tara on cell phone] Ring ring, hooker, ring ring. Now I know you're holing up at Sookie's, but long story short, I gots me a six-figure bucket seat cradling my black ass right the fuck now. And you got yourself my old ride. That's right. Buddha done did us a 180, he did. Now why don't you calls a motherfucker back, please?
What time do you want to head back to Bon Temps? Since you're not looking for that asshole anymore.
Oh, I still plan on finding him.
Okay, doormat.
I'm not a doormat. I just want him to say it to my face.
What, he didn't hurt you enough?
I think he's in trouble. Maybe I'm wrong, but if he can look me in the eye, and tell me it's over, then I'll leave him here to rot.
You looking for closure? Just let it go, move on.
Says the man cooking breakfast in a wok 'cause he's too sad to buy a new frying pan.
S3 E5Trouble
You are not supposed to bring work home.
Darling, [points to himself] King!
As always the deposit will go to your Trust account.
But I want cash.
Last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Biloxi slaughtering a church group of elderly women.
They wouldn't let me have a turn!
We need to talk.
Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
What happened back there? Why were they all shiftin'? You almost shifted.
Couldn't help it. Their energy starts rolling and it takes over. We're lucky we got out there alive. Fuck!
I know it was terrible for you, but-
You don't know anything!
I know that if you don't slow down you're gonna kill us, and I am not going to die 'cause of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!
S3 E6I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues
You have always so enjoyed making others suffer.
And there is nothing wrong with that. Especially after having been made to suffer as I have been.
You haven't suffered at the hands of others for a very long time.
You never embraced our nature!
Your nature?! It was never mine! I welcome death because only then will I be truly free of the disease that is you!
S3 E7Hitting The Ground
You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?
Let's see how this plays out Pam. Can always taunt later.
I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.
Thank you.
Yes, thanks. So happy I could bleed.
S3 E8Night Of The Sun
[about Sophie-Anne] You never said she was going to live with us.
She's my wife, Talbot. We just acquired the state of Louisiana. I thought you would have been excited.
Excited? Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens; I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.
Things may be getting complicated soon. I'm afraid I acted somewhat impulsively while I was gone.
[sighs] What did you do? Spit it out.
I killed the Magister...He deserved it!
Are you out of your fucking mind?! The Authority will never stand for-
Fuck the Authority! It won't be able to prove a thing. I made sure of that.
You're acting like a century old child.
Relax! I've already sent a half million dollar check to the AVL in support of their foolish Vampire Rights Amendment.
You can't buy your way out of everything!
Of course I can! This is America.
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