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S7 E1Truth or Consequences

[Tony is being interrogated. Flashback to a Navy ship, where an enormous sailor hopped up on methamphetamine is going berserk.]

You hit him high, I'll hit him low!

I don't like the sound of that...

You hit him low, I'll hit him high!

[They tackle the sailor.]

(v.o.) Our team consisted of a gang of four. My partner is Tim McGee: small muscles, big brain, heart of a lion. Together we're virtually unstoppable... virtually.

I got him... Tony, he's going for the knife!

[The sailor raises the knife, Gibbs appears and throws him to the ground, applying a choke hold with his boot that knocks the sailor out.]

(v.o.) Our team leader is the fearless Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Former Gunnery Sergeant, Marine sniper, coffee afficianado, and functional mute.

(panting) Piece of cake.

(panting) Yep, easy as pie.

[After McGee's initial refusal to fix Tony's home computer for free.]

Come on, computers are your thing! If I had a thing I'd want to show it off.

There are rules against that, DiNozzo.

[Tony and McGee are driving through the Somali desert in a Jeep, in the middle of a sandstorm]

(speaking loudly) Thanks for volunteering me.

C'mon. You said you always wanted to travel.

On my own time.

On your own dime? Are you crazy, you could never afford this!

[leads a hooded figured into the interrogation room, sitting them in a chair] Questions are being asked in town about missing NCIS agents. I am concerned that US forces might be mobilized. One of you will tell me the identities and locations of the operatives in the area, and the other will die. [removes hood, revealing Ziva] I will give you a moment to decide who lives. [leaves the room]

[smiles painfully at Ziva] So... how was your summer?

Out of everyone in the world who could have found me, it had to be you?

[nods] You're welcome. So, are you glad to see me?

You should not have come.

All right, then. Good catching up. I'll be going now. [tries to stand, but is chained to the chair] Oh, yeah, I forgot. [chuckles] Taken prisoner!

Are you all right, McGee?

I'm just glad you're alive.

You thought I was dead?

Oh, yeah.

Then why are you here?

McGee -- McGee didn't think you were dead.

Tony! Why are you here?

[painful pause as Tony tries fight the truth serum] Couldn't live without you, I guess.

So you will die with me. You should have left me alone.

Okay. Tried, couldn't. Listen, you should know I've taken some kind of truth serum, so if there's any questions you don't know the answer to --

I did not ask for anyone to put themselves in harm's way for me. I do not deserve it.

Is that what you're doing out here? Some kind of monastic experience? Penance?

It is justified.

Get over yourself.

I have.

[while he is holding a knife to Ziva's throat] I don't make bargains.

Do you make pizza?

There's something I haven't told you, yet.

What is that?

I've told you about the brains. I've told you about the guts. I've told you about the muscle. The scientist, the politician, the leader. I told you about every member of the team, except myself. The part I play.

Which is?

I'm the wildcard. I'm the guy who looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it. Like right now I should be terrified, right, but I'm not. Because I just can't stop thinking about the movie True Lies. You know, where Arnie's strapped to the chair and shot full of truth serum. He picks his cuffs and kills everybody. You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.

[sneers] You're still bound. You're lying.

I can't lie. And I didn't say I was going to be the one to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper?

[Ulman looks to the window in horror; a shot rings out and he falls to the floor, clearly dead. Crash zoom through the cell window to a sand dune hundreds of yards away, atop of which lies Gibbs in full camo with his sniper rifle.]

[into radio] Go.

[After he, Gibbs, and McGee, by themselves, rescue Ziva from a terrorist base in Somalia.]

Just your typical day at the office.

[After McGee's initial refusal to fix Tony's home computer for free.]

It's computers, it's your thing! If I had a thing I'd show it off all the time.

There are rules against that, DiNozzo.

Listen, can you walk while you talk?

HHeather

You know, I've never actually ever attempted something so complex before, but I'm a quick learner.

Sarcasm.

HHeather

Mm-hm.

I like sarcasm.

HHeather

Who doesn't?

Not that much.

S7 E2Reunion

Taking the tour?

I have my first psych evaluation.

Oh, yeah. I always loved those.

I'm sure. You get to talk about yourself the entire time. [Tony laughs] I'm sorry, that --

No, no, no. That's okay. No one's ever accused you of having tact. [Ziva looks away] Sorry.

Hello, Abby.

[turns off her music] What the hell is wrong with you?! How could you have doubted Tony after everything you've been through together? Do you really think that Tony killed Rivkin because he was jealous?!

Abby, please calm-

You weren't thinking, that's what! You weren't thinking! [begins pacing] Although I suppose I could understand your initial reaction. You were at an emotional time for you and for people to act rationally. [stops] But to tell Gibbs that you didn't trust Tony?! [paces] Which I guess I could also understand, because I guess he did just shoot your boyfriend... in your living room... to death. All right, I'll give you that one. [stops] But this is Tony we're talking about here! All soft and goofy on the outside and 100% rock on the inside! And after everything you accused him of, he risked his life to go save you! You should be ashamed of yourself! [paces] Even though in hindsight it is starting to make a little bit more sense now. [stops] But either way, the ball is in your court! It is Tony one and Ziva zilch! This is your move, and it had better be a good one...! Oh, God. I was so worried about you. [hugs Ziva]

I know.

[Abby remotely activates a welcome home banner with streamers, causing Ziva to smile.]

When you shot Michael I almost killed you where you stood.

I wasn't standing.

No, you weren't. You were lying on the ground, without adequate backup, completely violating protocol.

And double parked.

Yes, I noticed. But that does not matter. Just like it does not matter how it worked out for Michael.

So what does?

That you had my back. That you have always had my back. And that I was wrong to question your motives.

So why did you?

I trusted my brother Ari. I trusted Michael. I could not afford to trust you.

I thought you weren't sure what to say?

I guess I had a long time to think about things.

I'm sorry, Ziva.

No. It is I who am sorry. [kisses Tony on the cheek]

We need to talk.

Sit down.

When I came to see you and said I wanted back, you said it was the director's call, but I sensed your hesitation. I sense it now, even though I thought I made myself clear. I understand what you did in Israel --

Your brother Ari.

You know what happened that night. I was here.

I want to hear it from you. You had orders to kill your brother to earn my trust.

Yes.

That's a problem.

You don't understand.

You're damn right I don't understand!

When I volunteered for that mission --

You killed your own brother, Ziva!

It is because I hoped my father was wrong about Ari, and I did not want someone else blindly following orders! I volunteered to protect him, Gibbs!

You lied to me.

No, when I told you Ari was innocent, I believed it! But yes, I would have lied to you. He was my brother and you were nothing. But I was wrong about Ari and you. When I pulled the trigger to save your life, I was not following orders. I mean, how could you even think -- he was my brother. And now he is gone, Eli is all but dead to me... [fighting tears] And the closest thing I have to a father is accusing me.

...Okay.

[Tony is at McGee's desk talking]

[looks to Ziva's old desk] Twenty bucks says that desk is gonna be empty by the end of next month.

FAgent Fillmore

Hate to disappoint you. [slams papers onto McGee's desk] My letter of resignation.

[Tony and McGee look at the letter and stare at her]

Wow, that's... uh... very long.

FFillmore

I had a hard time choosing the right adjectives. I couldn't decide between childish, juvenile and just plain old annoying. [glares at Tony]

[Tony looks at McGee]

[smiles at Tony] That's true!

FFillmore

[to McGee] And you! You know better but you're so busy playing the faithful sidekick you're just going along for the ride. Well, I've had enough! Make sure that Agent Gibbs gets that!

[Tony and McGee look on in shock]

Annoying!

Sidekick!

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