Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotes"All American Salute to the Last Indian" co-host (Paul F. Tompkins): The rap group, The Fuck-ups.
"Last Indian" piece narrator (Tom Kenny): I fuckin' saw God, Jack. And I laughed in his fuckin' face!
"The Limits of Science" educational film narrator (Bob): All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard.
Alexis Jung, designer, and constant chum of Nostradamus (David): Buckle the fuck up!
Benjamin Gerard, ice cream purveyor (David): "Rock & Roll Double Chunk". It has chocolate in it, and we figure if people like Rock & Roll music, they'll like this, cause it says "Rock & Roll" on it.
Bob Lamonta (David): I did grow a moustache, but I thought it made me look gay, so whoosh! [indicating its swift removal]
Bob: Later, we'll be having a beauty contest, and the winner will be crowned "Queen Pretty"!!!
Carl Espick, editor of Value magazine (David): The Great Caruso wasn't nearly as great as, say, SAMMY HAGAR, the red rocker!