Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Brick Flagg: Possible and the new guy got the funk.
Bonnie: Shut up.
Brick: Okay.

Brick (to Wade): Hey, you're Kim's computer dude.
Wade: And you're that "Kim thinks you're hot" dude.
Brick: (proudly) Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Kim: Excuse me, uh, Brick, I have to go.
Brick: See you Friday.
Wade: He seems nice.
Kim: Okay, spit it out, computer dude.

Brick [to Kim]: Hey.
Kim: Um, hey, Brick.
Brick: Uh, nice outfit.
Kim: Thanks. It's, er, my size.
Brick: You know, I think what you do is really amazing.
Kim: Oh saving the world is no big.
Brick: I mean how you always spelling stuff in your cheers. It's so C-O-O-L... (pause) That's cool, right?

Britina: Camille?
Camille: Brit, I came as soon as I heard.
Britina: But I called you three days ago.
Camille: Silly, my callback list was epic this week. It's so hard to be me.

Britina: These are BFF's from way back, Kim Possible and... (turns to Ron) this guy, who's usually with her.
Camille: Kim Possible! I wore your look once - for about five minutes.

Camille: (as she is being arrested) Do you know who I am?
Ron: Lady, the real question is, do you know who you are?

Camille: But I can't be seen buying socks! Eww! Socks are gross.

Camille: It's so hard to be me.

Camille: There are plenty of suspects: One, Star Lette: her last three movies tanked. Two, The Holston Twins: they fell to number 3 on the "World's Richest Kids" list. Three, M.C. Honey: things must be bad, I hear she flew commercial.

Connie: [to Kim/Bonnie] I got all the brains...
Lonnie: I got all the looks...
Connie/Lonnie: ...And Bonnie got the rest!

Contestant: Can I pick Kim twice?
Drakken: How come no one ever picks me?
Contestant: 'Cause you're the creepy blue guy!
Evil Eye for the Bad Guy Host #1: Blue is so last season.
Evil Eye for the Bad Guy Host #2: This year is evil umber!
Doctor: Blue skin? That means he's not breathing! Quick, somebody, get the jaws of life!

Dash DaMont: [preparing to fight Kim] I wish there was some other way...
Ron: Really?
Dash DaMont: No, I'm told we should always say that, for legal reasons.

Dash DaMont: I thought you were supposed to be some kind of Master of Monkey Kung Fu?
Ron: You know, it's funny, it comes and goes...

Dementor: All your battle-suit now belong to me!

Dementor: I am impressed, Fräulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?
Kim: Uh, your "To Do" list helped.
Dementor: D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?
Kim: Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.
Ron: (reading list) "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top-secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."
Dementor: Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.
Kim: You can call her from prison.
Dementor: Or, we can add one more item to my list: [Aims ultrasonic drill] ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!