Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes

Kim: A naked mole rat? Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?
Ron: Like what?
Kim: I don't know, something... not naked.

Ron: Tokyo! I love the French!

Kim: Doctor Drakken...
Ron: Our arch enemy!...well, your arch enemy. I, er, ya know, I don't think he even knows my name.

[Ron fires a grappling hook, which tears his pants off.]
Ron: AH!
Kim: Ron, quit fooling around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going...
[fires a second grappling hook, which tears his shirt off.]
Ron: Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!

Drakken: So, Kim Possible, you think to thwart my plan...!
Shego: Don't stop to tell her the plan!

Mr. Possible: Kimmie, let's not talk about "hotties" at breakfast any more.
[Mrs. Possible comes in]
Mrs. Possible: Who's a hottie?
Mr. Possible: We're not talking about it!

Ron: So...Heinrich! Got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
Heinrich: Nein!
Ron: Nine? One's plenty!...Or maybe two.

Ron: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.
Kim: You STARTED it.

Ron: You want to steal Christmas!
Drakken: Not even close.
Kim: So this is a take-over-the-world thing, Ron.

Ron: That would be so cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.

Drakken: Why did she have to be a cheerleader?! If she was on the debate team, I would have vaporized her by now!

Ron: Kim, Drakken's in jail. Christmas was saved! What's the big?
Kim: Okay, first of all, he was not trying to steal Christmas!

Kim: Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
Heinrich: Aw, Kim, you silly! After you save our village from that avalanche!
Kim: No big.

Mr. Barkin: Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?
Ron: Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Barkin: Good. Where's the phone?
8-Year-Old Ron: Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!
Ron: I seem to recall a payphone.

Ron: This place holds a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some...No. No, no, all bad.