Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Artie Smarty: [Overjoyed on seeing baby Otters] OTTERS!
[goes to hug them but contains himself]
Artie Smarty: Er... cool.

Artie Smarty: Too bad... So sad. [pretends to cry] Wah... Wah... Wah

Aviarius: Heat-seeking hummingbirds, attack!
Kim: Hummingbirds?

Aviarius: Release... the Flamingo of Doom!
Shego: Say what?
Ron: That is the second-biggest flamingo I have ever seen.

Barkin: ...That's a lot of plush, lady.

Barkin: Nobody escapes MY detention! Possible, you're going down!

Barkin: [sees Ron at his front door] Stoppable, how many times do I have to say it? Home time is my time. Doubly so at BATH TIME!

Barkin: CHEESE and CRACKERS, I'm mutatin'!

Barkin: I knew this day would come. Just me and the mutant wiener dogs.
Ron: You knew this day would come?

Barkin: Lady, you are...
DNAmy: Special?
Barkin: You are SICK, AND WRONG!!

Barkin: Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.
Ron: What? It was a thumbs-up!
Barkin: Sit on your hands just in case.

Barkin: Listen up, cafeterians. In compliance with district guidelines, we have been ordered to divulge to you the contents of mystery meat.
[film reel begins playing]
Film announcer: Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...
[scene cuts to all the students running out of the school screaming]
Ron: I knew there were snouts!

Barkin: STOPPABLE, I NEED PANTS!

Barkin: Sweet mother of pearl!

Barkin: This is a democracy, people, now DO AS I SAY! LET'S HEAR SOME NOMINATIONS!