Jersey Shore quotes

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Snooki: These are the things I think I'm addicted to: bronzer, boys, and alcohol.

Snooki: This is the first night that we're going out to a club. Fuckin' Ron and Sam aren't coming out, SHOCKER...shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each other's eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in fuckin' Seaside, bitch! Let's go to fuckin' Karma.

Snooki: Yeah, any pinot's ok...pregnant people do it.

Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.

Vinny: I personally like fake boobs.
Pauly D: You like 'em like you like your girl's eyes, cockeyed.

Vinny: Oh my god, this girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.