Jersey Shore quotes
97 total quotesSammi: I definitely want to look good for Ronnie's parents, because it's the first time they're meeting me. Like, I want them to think like, wow, that's her, she's really pretty, and whatever.
Sammi: Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
Snooki: Can I have a roll please?
Mike "The Situation": Don't worry, you got a couple.
Mike "The Situation": Don't worry, you got a couple.
Snooki: I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
Snooki: Mike can be a nice guy, like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. That's what I like: a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
Snooki: You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fuckin' like, save animals, like that's what I do.
Vinny: [about Pauly D's stalker] Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands...she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
Vinny: [to Mike] How do I taste, bro? How does my dick taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
Vinny: Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Vinny: Snooki's outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she's all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face. I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.
Vinny: They're pretty cool, ya know, there are some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes, and jump in the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings.