Freaks and Geeks quotes

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Season 1

DJ: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?
Ken: No, it teaches me that disco sucks!!

Harold: [to Lindsay, about going to the concert] Alright, fine. Just keep those boys away from your accordion.

Harold: By the way, that drummer you're listening to...
Nick: Yeah?
Harold: He's terrible!
Nick: What? That's Neil Peart, he's the greatest drummer alive!
Harold: Well, Neil Peart couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag.

Harold: Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!

Harold: I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.
Harold: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.

Harold: I had a friend who used to smoke. Know what he's doing now? He's dead. You think smoking looks cool, let's go dig him up and see how cool he looks now.
[Later at dinner]
Harold: You know, there was a girl in our school... and she had premarital sex. Know what she did on her graduation day? Died! Of a heroin overdose!
Sam: Dad? Are any of your friends alive?
Harold: The smart ones.

Harold: Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.

Harold: OK, I'll tell you what Lindsay. I'll listen to this album and you can go to the concert if I don't find anything objectionable.
Lindsay: Thanks Dad. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Harold: Oh don't be so sure of yourself; I'll be listening to it backwards too!

Harold: She's hanging with a bad crowd. She's lying and cheating and next thing you know, she's Patty Hearst with a gun to our heads.

Harold: You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around naked and lay in bed with us all night. We bathed you and we cleaned your butts when you pooped and we loved it. Now, we try to pat you on the head and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be close from now on whether you like it or not. We're going to spend quality time together, and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!

Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?
Sam: No.
Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?
Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.
Harold: Right.

Jean: Nobody's home. You wanna have a little sex?
Harold: Sex?! Well, okay.

Jenna Zank: You know what punkers don't do? Call themselves punkers.

Karen: I guess I'm just gonna have to mark this locker again. This time in geek blood.

Ken: [hit by water balloons] That better have been water. That's all I'm sayin'.