Al Swearengen: I need your truthful reply. Lie, I will know it, and death will be no respite.
E.B. Farnum: I told Hearst nothing of Bullock and the Widow.
Al Swearengen: I will profane your fucking remains, E.B.
E.B. Farnum: Not my remains, Al.
Al Swearengen: Gabriel's Trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig.
E.B. Farnum: You told me not to tell him, and I didn't.
Al Swearengen: I believe you.
E.B. Farnum: My pain is such that gives me no solace.
Al Swearengen: Well try not to blame Bullock for presuming it was you considering your fucking history. Anyways, tonight's speeches are fucking canceled. Nurse your fucking wounds.
E.B. Farnum: Thank you.
Al Swearengen: I do not mean here.

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