10 Things I Hate About You quotes

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Cameron: (to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer in the party) See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise! (pulls on a string to reveal a pi�ata)

Cameron: Bianca, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. And if it turns out we have afterlives, I wanna spend those together, too.
Bianca: Cameron--
Cameron: Think about it. We could have a really cool moniker, like Biameron or Camianca. You pick.

Cameron: Haven't you ever known something deep in your heart?
Michael: I'm 15. I know things deep in my pants.

Cameron: Homemade pyrotechnics?
Michael: Yeah, like fireworks, flares...
Cameron: Or model rockets. Michael that model rocket we launched yesterday in my backyard...it never came down! Think we started the fire?
Michael: There's no way. All we did was push a button.
Cameron: That shot a vessel of highly flammable balsa wood containing gunpowder! (looks around) Into bone-dry brush igniting a gigantic conflagration.
Michael: Uh oh
(Kat dances and sings her way around her bedroom, she passes the window and spots Patrick watching her)

Cameron: I really need advice from someone other than my friend Michael. There's a reason the only girl he's kissed is his cousin Ruth.

Cameron: Yeah, maybe I can do that this afternoon while I'm setting up her online commerce.
Patrick: Yeah, you can protect her from all that unwanted spam.
Cameron: I can be her anti-virus software.

Charlie [after seeing Bianca and Dawn kiss]: This makes up for my parents blocking The L Word.

Chastity: (about Kat) Of the ten things I hate about today, she is number one, number five, and number eight.

Chastity: (talking to his father on the phone) Ditch these stupid uniforms, or I'll tell Mommy how I found out... that your executive assistant doesn't wear a bra.

Chastity: (to Bianca) Listen, Joey has the attention span of a Cheerio, so keep him focused, OK?

Chastity: Bianca!
Bianca: (Turns Kat around the opposite way) Face forward and don't say anything or I'll tell Patrick you want to have his babies.
(Kat is sitting on the stairs by herself, the old lady walks up)

Chastity: Joey, sweetie, in an effort to support your modeling career... I'm gonna let you practice your stupid little runway walk... all the way home.

Chastity: My neck is sore.
Kat: That's probably from flipping your hair too much.

Chastity: [about the fund-raiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people

Cheerleader #1: So before a game, I spray a tiny bit of hair spray on my butt, so my leotard won't ride up.
Cheerleader #2: Unless we're trying to distract the other team, and then we skip the hair spray.