10 Things I Hate About You quotes

111 total quotes



All Seasons
 Season 1  



Bianca: How do I look?
Kat: Shallow.
Bianca: (happy) Thank You!

Kat: What do you want?
Patrick: What you mean?
Kat: I mean... Do you wanna deal me drugs? or steal my car? or huckster my organs? - Why are people scared of you?
Patrick: Why are people scared of you?
Kat: People are not scared of me...
Patrick: [smiling] : Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting [he goes away in his motorcycle]

Bianca: [to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!
Kat: I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teen-aged Kim Jong II.
Bianca: Speak English, you show-off!
Kat: Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!

Kat: [to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?
Patrick: Why are people scared of you?
Kat:People are not scared of me.
Patrick: Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.

Chastity: My neck is sore.
Kat: That's probably from flipping your hair too much.

Kat: Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?
Walter: Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.
Kat and Bianca: Dad!

Walter: What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team... president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.
Kat: Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
Walter: So, it was.
(Kat confronting Chastity in the locker room)

Kat: I'm here to talk about my sister.
Chastity: Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.

Cameron: (to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer in the party) See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise! (pulls on a string to reveal a pi�ata)

Chastity: (about Kat) Of the ten things I hate about today, she is number one, number five, and number eight.

Bianca: Great speech. Very inspiring.
Chastity: Yeah, but no one cried.

Kat: We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.
Bianca: You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Michael: Cameron, how's it going?
Cameron: Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

Bianca: Kat, I need your help.
Kat: Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

Larry: You girls are late. Where were you?
Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.