X-Men: Evolution quotes
180 total quotesNightcrawler: Hey, chicks dig the fuzzy dude! [to Shadowcat, suggestively] Right?
Shadowcat: I'm, like, so out of here. Later.
Nightcrawler: Oh yeah, she can't resist.
Shadowcat: I'm, like, so out of here. Later.
Nightcrawler: Oh yeah, she can't resist.
Nightcrawler: I swear, that homie's lingo is so whack.
(about Forge as they wander through Middleverse.)
(about Forge as they wander through Middleverse.)
Nightcrawler: So, how far does this middleverse extend?
Forge: Stops just short of the girls locker room, isn't that a burn?
Forge: Stops just short of the girls locker room, isn't that a burn?
Pietro: Cake walk. Our team can take a sauna. I'll get it myself.
Kurt: Not if I beat you there.
Kurt: Not if I beat you there.
Professor Xavier: Todd Tolansky does indeed have the gift of the X-gene. He is welcome to join us, if he so desires.
Toad: [still mad at Kurt] The only thing I desire is blue-boy's fuzzy head!
Toad: [still mad at Kurt] The only thing I desire is blue-boy's fuzzy head!
Professor Xavier: Wolverine, it's Nightcrawler. The Rogue has his mind and his abilities.
Wolverine: This is my fault. I should never have left the little squirrel in charge!
Wolverine: This is my fault. I should never have left the little squirrel in charge!
Professor Xavier: Yes. The boy is, indeed, gifted. He could be one of us.
Storm: Sometimes, Professor, I think your good heart blinds even you from the truth.
[Nightcrawler suddenly leaps down the hall, chased by Toad]
Toad: I'm gonna rip that pointy tail off, ya fuzzy gecko!
Storm: Sometimes, Professor, I think your good heart blinds even you from the truth.
[Nightcrawler suddenly leaps down the hall, chased by Toad]
Toad: I'm gonna rip that pointy tail off, ya fuzzy gecko!
Rogue: Awww... and I just shaved my legs last night!
Logan: Nice. The finishing touch. (to Kitty) And don't give me them puppy dog eyes, half-pint. You're grounded and so are the rest of you!
Evan' For how long?
Logan: (sighs) I don't know, till She-Wolf there gets a haircut anyway.
Logan: Nice. The finishing touch. (to Kitty) And don't give me them puppy dog eyes, half-pint. You're grounded and so are the rest of you!
Evan' For how long?
Logan: (sighs) I don't know, till She-Wolf there gets a haircut anyway.
Rogue: Just when I thought you could not possibly get more pathetic.
Kitty: At least I've got a hope of getting cast. Unlike you.
Rogue: Think about it. I was made for this play. (catches Spyke filming them) Hey! What are you playin' at Porcupine? I better not see my face on that tape or they're gonna be calling you Spyke-less.
Kitty: At least I've got a hope of getting cast. Unlike you.
Rogue: Think about it. I was made for this play. (catches Spyke filming them) Hey! What are you playin' at Porcupine? I better not see my face on that tape or they're gonna be calling you Spyke-less.
Rogue: Leave her alone, ya yahoo!
Blob: Whatcha gonna do to me? Make me wear bad makeup?
Rogue: Didn't Mystique tell you what my power is?
Blob: No. And I don't care.
(Rogue pulls off her glove and grabs Blob's arm.)
Rogue: My power is your power, and I can take more than one!
(Rogue tosses Blob using his strength, and blasts him further back with Cyclops' beam. He lands in a pile of junk, but gets up again quickly.)
Blob: I got too much power, even for you. You can't hurt me! I'm the Blob!
Rogue: Nah, you're just garbage that wanted a date! Now tell you what: I'm taking you out!
Blob: Whatcha gonna do to me? Make me wear bad makeup?
Rogue: Didn't Mystique tell you what my power is?
Blob: No. And I don't care.
(Rogue pulls off her glove and grabs Blob's arm.)
Rogue: My power is your power, and I can take more than one!
(Rogue tosses Blob using his strength, and blasts him further back with Cyclops' beam. He lands in a pile of junk, but gets up again quickly.)
Blob: I got too much power, even for you. You can't hurt me! I'm the Blob!
Rogue: Nah, you're just garbage that wanted a date! Now tell you what: I'm taking you out!