Wonderfalls quotes

10 total quotes



All Seasons
 Season 1  



Gretchen: Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?
Jaye: Yep.

Mahandra: Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.

[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]
Girl: You're not supposed to steal!
Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!

Eric: Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
Jaye: I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.

Sharon: You tell people we're not related.
Jaye: It was just that one time.
Sharon: It was Grandpa's wake!

Mahandra: Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.

Gretchen: Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?
Jaye: Yep.

[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]
Girl: You're not supposed to steal!
Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!

Eric: Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
Jaye: I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.

Sharon: You tell people we're not related.
Jaye: It was just that one time.
Sharon: It was Grandpa's wake!