[Pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity] Since when are you interested in, uh, toys?
JWJim West
Toys, no. Dolls, yes.
The Night of the Whirring Death
The Night of the Bars of Hell
[Dressed as a preacher] And now for a little song that I wrote myself, entitled, 'Never Make Friends With the Devil, Brother; His Pitchfork Will Get You in the End.'
The Night of the Simian Terror
What’s that, another gadget? What happens when you twist that?
[Sound of chain being ripped from mortar]
I see... it comes out of the wall.
The Night of the Eccentrics
[When organizing a duel] If I may make a suggestion... You're a Count. So why don't you count?
The Night of the Avaricious Actuary
TTaney
... The devil!
No, sir. Secret service.'
The Night of the Feathered Fury
CMCount Manzeppi
In the words of the great....That If you cant beat em... kill them". [Shoots Jim West with a knock-out drug]
The Wild Wild West Revisted
Every one towered over your father.
MLMigelalo Loveless Jr
..That was only because he was short.
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