Alan: Oh, Charlie, don't you think you need to slow down a bit?
Charlie: Why would I want to do that?
Alan: Well, come on! Is-- is this lifestyle actually making you happy?
Charlie: Let me answer that question with another question: Who would you rather be, you or me?
Alan: You're kidding, right? You have two black eyes and you're perched on a scrotum cozy. [reluctantly]: You.
Charlie: Why would I want to do that?
Alan: Well, come on! Is-- is this lifestyle actually making you happy?
Charlie: Let me answer that question with another question: Who would you rather be, you or me?
Alan: You're kidding, right? You have two black eyes and you're perched on a scrotum cozy. [reluctantly]: You.
Alan : Oh, Charlie, don't you think you need to slow down a bit?
Charlie : Why would I want to do that?
Alan : Well, come on! Is-- is this lifestyle actually making you happy?
Charlie : Let me answer that question with another question: Who would you rather be, you or me?
Alan : You're kidding, right? You have two black eyes and you're perched on a scrotum cozy. [reluctantly] : You.
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