Alan: Sharon, I have been rejected by... thirty-two different women in my life. And you know what? It's never been me.
Sharon: OK, it's you. Feel better?
Alan: Actually, no.
Sharon: You're a very nice guy...
Alan: No, no, that's even worse! You know what they say about nice guys?
Sharon: Yes, they finish last.
Alan: No, they finish in the shower.
Sharon: OK, it's you. Feel better?
Alan: Actually, no.
Sharon: You're a very nice guy...
Alan: No, no, that's even worse! You know what they say about nice guys?
Sharon: Yes, they finish last.
Alan: No, they finish in the shower.
Alan : Sharon, I have been rejected by... thirty-two different women in my life. And you know what? It's never been me.
Sharon : OK, it's you. Feel better?
Alan : Actually, no.
Sharon : You're a very nice guy...
Alan : No, no, that's even worse! You know what they say about nice guys?
Sharon : Yes, they finish last.
Alan : No, they finish in the shower.
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