Alan: Why did you run away?
Jake: Because I hate it there.
Alan: Is this about the upcoming nuptials?
Jake: It's nothing to do with puberty, Dad! It's about Mom getting married.
Alan: I-- I thought you liked Dr. Melnick.
Jake: That was when they were just dating. Now he thinks he can tell me what to do. He's not my father.
Alan: You don't do what I tell you to do!
Jake: Yeah, but Mom doesn't care about that.
Jake: Because I hate it there.
Alan: Is this about the upcoming nuptials?
Jake: It's nothing to do with puberty, Dad! It's about Mom getting married.
Alan: I-- I thought you liked Dr. Melnick.
Jake: That was when they were just dating. Now he thinks he can tell me what to do. He's not my father.
Alan: You don't do what I tell you to do!
Jake: Yeah, but Mom doesn't care about that.
Alan : Why did you run away?
Jake : Because I hate it there.
Alan : Is this about the upcoming nuptials?
Jake : It's nothing to do with puberty, Dad! It's about Mom getting married.
Alan : I-- I thought you liked Dr. Melnick.
Jake : That was when they were just dating. Now he thinks he can tell me what to do. He's not my father.
Alan : You don't do what I tell you to do!
Jake : Yeah, but Mom doesn't care about that.
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