Alan: And if we're gonna be a couple, I want to be the husband.
Charlie: Who's gonna believe you're the husband?
Alan: Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's been a husband.
Charlie: You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?
Charlie: Who's gonna believe you're the husband?
Alan: Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's been a husband.
Charlie: You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?
Alan : And if we're gonna be a couple, I want to be the husband.
Charlie : Who's gonna believe you're the husband?
Alan : Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's been a husband.
Charlie : You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?
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