Alan: What's this?
Charlie: A picture of Jill. Look at it, will you?
Alan: The woman who dumped you?
Charlie: She didn't dump me, will you get over that?!
Alan: All right, why are we looking at Jill?
Charlie: Just look at it!
Alan: All right, she's cute. Very tall, broad shoulders-- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
Charlie: Welcome to The Matrix.
Alan: So-so-so Jill is-is-is--?
Charlie: Yep.
Alan: And-and-and you and-and Jill used to--?
Charlie: Every chance we got
Alan: Now mom is--?
Charlie: At this very moment.
Alan: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

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